CelebuCrap

Even famous people forget to zip occasionally

Don't they have lackeys who remind them to do mundane things like zip their zippers?

One of these two is a real bitch

I wonder if Julia Roberts is aware that not smiling makes her look really old. 

Don't cry for her Argentina

Kelly Osbourne's got Chanel...

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One of these men is the sexiest man alive

For once, Pamela Anderson in a bathing suit makes me feel good about myself

 

Now I'm not one to laugh at other people to make myself feel better, but in this case I'll make an exception. 

More pics here.

Breaking news! Jessica Simpson finally gets her little Tony Romo

Ha ha!  Gotcha! 

These are a couple more pics from Jess' perfume launch today but I had to give them their own post because they were so cute.

I now see why Carrie likes Dr. Stork

It's gotta be the conversation.  Now who in the world ever said Travis was boring?

I wonder if this was a topic of conversation at Thanksgiving. 

Warning!  May cause slight nausea and hysterical laughter. 

Thanks go to Karen for pointing me in the direction of this disturbing video. 

The moment I realized Maddox Jolie-Pitt is cooler than I am

I would be acting like an excited fool if I was sitting on a private jet.  Maddox puts me to shame.

Jodie Sweetin visits a psychic

So does anyone know exactly when Miranda from Sex and the City became a tarot reading psychic?  Just curious.

The other Rossdale child

Gwen had tried to keep him secret, but alas there is no keeping Pig Boy Rossdale hidden.